“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogyÂ
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their bodyÂ
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